From a large buffet of seniors
It is difficult to pick and choose
With a square gown appearing
Litigants feel it’s impossible to lose!
Many lawyers want to be seniors
Even Dada, Baba and Hari
Look at the jamboree of applicants
The situation is really scary!
Seniors needed for mentioning
Seniors for taking on board
We are lost without our seniors
Whom most can ill afford!
To get to the point of designation
Milords one needs to please
But if one does win this lottery
One can skyrocket one’s fees!
The competition though is cut-throat
Lucrative briefs are up for grabs
Very few end up with Porsche’s
A majority don’t go beyond cabs!
We litigants are in a quandary
With which AOR to touch base?
If all get designated ‘seniors’
Who’ll be left to file our case?
