If only I was allowed to bat
I would have hit this for a six
Because I well understand
The Might & Power of Art.226!
My driver is lock-downed
But I would’ve gone by bus
And directed the authorities
By the power of my Mandamus
I would’ve assumed my seat
And dictated my orders pronto
I would question masked men
Who are you? Quo Warranto?
I would’ve dispensed Justice
Without the slightest inhibition
And stopped all this migration
By innovative use of Prohibition!
With Constitutional support
These writs can be very scary
And that’s the main reason why
I have fallen in love with Certiorari!
But COVID-19 has kept me chained
This is a matter of fact, not fiction
And the Law of Writs says it is not
Amenable to my Writ Jurisdiction!