Seniors confined to homes
Can brook no further delay
They have finally spoken
Decision-makers, find a way!
Two months of utter inactivity
Has numbed our COVID fears
Now we have really woken up
To the mounting of arrears!
Despite landmark judgments
Despite our litigational renown
Has anyone spared a thought
For the plight of a Senior Gown!
We always rise to the occasion
We’ve never been known to shirk
It’s time Milords sat for five hours
And commenced doing some work!
Imbibe some networking skills
Learn the virtues of being wired
This part-time mode of justice
Is leaving much to be desired!
But if you have become self-reliant
In the interest of our great Nation
You may collect salaries at home
Let us prosper through Arbitration!