It's the season of love & joy
To say all is well and fine
Our culture has taught us love
Not that Saint Valentine!
All our agencies are friendly
Including the ED and CBI
Their love is gratuitous
Like showers from the sky
Once they enter your life
It's tough to resist their charm
They only seek co-operation
There's no cause for alarm
Agents are sent with invites
To join our very special party
With clapping and singing
And a feast most hearty
Never mind if your linen's dirty
After partying it will be clean
See who has rushed to party
Every 'done that' and 'has been'
You need not tax your brain
Just repeat this line by line:
"I too have fallen in your love
And agree to be your Valentine."