(Hindi mein "Pratibha")

Why keep just one servant
When you can go for two?
Why harp about Constitution
When our Manusmriti will do?

There’s wisdom in our culture
If you study like me and find it
But since you display ignorance
I shall ignore you and not mind it

Unlike the unscrupulous netas
Who play upon your latent fears
I am simply chanting what is
Music to decision-making ears

You may not like what I say
You have a right to criticize
When you see me at the apex
You will know who was wise

Liberals say I’m conservative
They hate what I have uttered
Friends, I not just know my toast
But which side it is buttered!