A lawyer was so happy
To do what he does best
At last a matter in lockdown!
He had to pass this test …
So he sweated & toiled
Prepared it without rest
Because it was important
And he fancied a slugfest
Positioned before the screen
Ready for the worst or best
He ignored what he wore
Which was pyjamas & vest
When his case was called
To be really honest
He didn't expect Milord
To make an issue of the vest!
But Milord lost his cool
(Anyway it was very hot)
"I won't hear you," said he
Putting him in a tight spot!
So an adjournment ensued
As his gun couldn't fire
He has learnt the hard way
The primacy of attire …