State and UT

This is what’s happening
In many a State and UT
To topple humpty-dumpties
Has almost become a duty

When your voice is feeble
And you feel it’s getting weaker
You’ll require the assistance
Of a reliable speaker

Your people are not deaf
But you’ll need to simplify
For them to hear your voice
Your speaker needs to amplify

Successful disc jockeys
Gauge the mood,get a grip
They can make everyone dance
Without the need of any whip

Those who can’t appreciate
Dances on the dining table
May find forthcoming moves
Neither neat nor palatable

Traders will now not mind
If you bolt your stable door
Your horses have not just run
They’ve even crossed the floor!