You are a salesman of ideas
And the judge is your customer
Courts could be shopping malls
But they shut down before dinner
The idea is to sell your product
Go here,there with this and that
You have to walk that thin line
(Which is difficult if you are fat!)
Judges are tough customers
And can sometimes be a pain
So create a win-win situation
Where all have something to gain
When you are a leading counsel
You may inadvertently mislead
But that's what you are paid for
A pleader is supposed to plead
In the shops of social justice
Customers seek big discounts
You, therefore, must make sure
That every Gold Mohur counts
You'll know you've succeeded
And have finally made a sale
When your high-profile client
Walks out of the shop with bail …