Milords have framed Online Guidelines
And the one I found amusing & cute
Is the one which says if not addressing
You must ensure your mike is on 'Mute'!
The sounds they will hear otherwise
May not always be pleasant to hear
A lawyer's domestic background too
Can travel quite uncomfortably near
In the US Supreme Court recently
A sound caused a nationwide blush
In the middle of broadcast hearings
Came the gushing sound of a flush!
Milords trained to tackle arguments
Can't deal with internal domestic strife
While listening to an advocate online
They don't relish a scolding from his wife!
When Milords are gnashing & growling
It is diconcerting to hear dogs bark
Though at times to break the monotony
Its soothing to hear birds in the park…