When we agreed to be milordsWe knew law had many facetsBut never did we imagine thatYou'll want to know our assetsRestate all your judicial valuesBut don't you poke your noseWe hold all cards close to chestDon't tell us what to discloseWe rushed to rescue justiceBefore Titanic of arrears sankOn retirement's shore you ask How much we have in our bank?We are not cheap politicians Sunk in corruption to the hiltFor us presumption is innocence For them presumption is guiltJust one milord's careless follyProblems for us all has broughtWe shall not declare any assetsBut promise we won't get caught..
