Law-merick: Gadkari has a ‘fantastic’ idea and Gook is amazed

[dropcap]G[/dropcap]OBBLE D. Gook is always amazed to read the ‘out-of-box’ ideas of Shri Nitin Gadkari, Hon’ble Union Minister for Transport & Ganga Rejuvenation.

His latest idea advocated this week, which he himself acknowledges may be “too fantastic” for some, involves collecting everyone’s urine and turning it into urea! This, he claims, would end the country’s need to import urea!

Some Chemical Engineers too support this view.

Just as Gook was admiring the possibilities of the Minister’s idea and wondering if it could also help rejuvenate the Ganga, he received video clips of the interaction a retired judge of the Apex Court, Justice Markandey Katju, recently had with students in Dehradun.

He too has unique ideas and these too have gone viral. For example, he keeps on insisting that 80% people in our country have “gobar” i.e. cow-dung in their heads because they ascribe holiness to the Cow, which is an animal, not God!

Now, you may wonder what is the connection between a Ganga Minister advocating urine and a retired judge spouting bovine instead of divine wisdom?

In fact, there is none. But these two observations by two important opinion movers with a huge following on social media, have inspired Gook to combine them in this Law-merick:

In everything seek possibility of gain

Don’t let even your urine pass in vain

Come, come now,

Why blame the cow?

If it’s dung has filled up someone’s brain?