Justice on laptops

Big Chief got livid
At Bar entrance fee
Milords issued notice:
"How can this be?"

The Council said look
We're a growing nation
Please take into account
Changed times, inflation

"Nothing doing" said they
"Thou shall not increase!
So what if they're too little?
These are statutory fees!"

Every State fixes them
At any exorbitant rate
No one has considered
A struggling lawyer's fate

But we are here to help
Ensure that no one is sad
We will grant all a refund
So that they buy an iPad

Let us hail the Big Chief
For social justice sops
Our lives will now be online
And justice on laptops!