He did nothing for five yearsI know he is a notorious fixerBut on the eve of this electionHe gave us a cooker and a mixer.Repaired our huts, paved our lanesGave us tall promises on a platterPaid us well for shouting slogans What they meant does not matter.This year for us has been the bestI am brother-in-law of Chief MinisterHe put money in my wife's accountAnd said she's now his "Dear Sister"!.After last day of campaigningI went and joined every big bashNo slogans, no rallies, no placardsJust good booze and hard cash.I love it when elections happenThe only festival we all hold dearMy only grouse is such a long gapWhy can't they do this every year?