Home Humour Small Chiefs have discovered A hybrid recipe for elation Appease tech-savvy Big Chief And dream of expedited elevation! If one can’t use computers One cannot hope to be a judge That’s Big Chief’s stated position And he ain’t gonna budge! Do not try to procrastinate Or draw your own inference He shall brook no excuses Unless made in a video conference! Why not consider advantages? The benefits of going virtual? Everything will be paperless Just the cost and fees will be real! It’s being practised at the top Why can’t it be done down below? Big Milords show supreme speed Small milords have been slow. All HCs now have just two weeks To implement, report, reply No one knows what will happen If some lazy milords don’t comply. Technology is taking over Better to join AI’s growing tribe Let’s elevate robots and ensure That we obliterate the word ‘bribe’!