I have said this a hundred times
But I still want to say some more
You may think I am insufferable
You may even call me a bore
I have never cared for critics
They may be playing a paid part
Perhaps opponents finance them
But I won't stop speaking my heart
The way to connect with masses
Is through the omnipresent screen
Whether they understand me or not
I must certainly be heard and seen
No subject is alien to my mind
I can talk on any topic I like
If I mention any person or product
Their ratings register a big spike
Just hail my great achievements
Don't remind me of my promises
I have delivered so many hits
You should ignore my misses
Times are lonely, dark and deep
But I have no promises to keep
Just miles of yarn to spin and spin
Before my audience falls asleep