In Re: Elevating Milords
It is my considered hunch
That fortune usually favours
An unquestioning, docile bunch …
For such crucial selections
They seek persons fit & fine
It's nice if they know some Law
But they must surely toe the line
The types to be definitely avoided
Are those who take a stance
Who enjoy life, love and laughter
And can dare to sing and dance …
A dancer is very dangerous
As he can rock the boat
And the Powers always prefer
A puppet donning a black coat …
So collegiums are routinely told
To reconsider some name
To drop the ferocious dancer
And recommend someone tame …