ELTON & Freddie rock
Oh dear, oh dear
The Namibian cheetahs
Have killed an Indian deer
And the media says
It’s time for us to cheer!
They say after 75 years
Cheetahs have had some fun
At the expense of a Chital
Which was outpaced, outrun
Its carcass is now a trophy
Though no one fired a gun!
These are privileged cheetahs
Brought by Primetime Minister
The killing shows they love it
Don’t imagine anything sinister
Why even think of the dead deer
Is it a VIP animal or a minister?
