Home Humour The bald and the balding Seldom bother or care About their colleagues with An abundance of hair … With a mask on the face And a nice shiny head They can concentrate On their matters instead! Young, up-and-coming Professionals very brave Now have appearances Of ascetics from a cave! No one spares a thought For the hirsute & the hairy Though rebellion of hair Has now become scary.. The skull is prime locus Of protests hurly-burly For all the factions of hair Bushy, straight or curly! Thus about the unlockings Sole grudge we harbour Is that the wise unlockers Always forget our barber!