Brilliant legal stratagems
This head is known to harbour
But more than any attorney
It now needs to see a barber!
Of course there will be those
Who neither bother nor care
They shine wherever they go
As they have hardly any hair..
A lawyer resembled an ascetic
With that long flowing beard
He may retain it as fashion
But may well dispose it as weird!
Like a child insisting on a toy
What do my learned friends crave?
My analysis has indicated that
They are yearning a close shave!
Thus the main reason for hoping
That this Lockdown ends soon
Is not to visit the High Court
But to rush to the nearest saloon …
