If there is so much smoke
There must be some fire
To find out what is burning
News Channels never tire
A milord went on a holiday
Soon after lucrative pay day
Controversy ignited at home
And all shouted "May Day"!
The firemen who rushed
Doused the fire and ash
Strangely what survived
Were wads of hard cash
All think cash is milord's
Too bad he did not share
Such non-cooperation
None in future must dare
As punishment the milord
Will go back to parent place
Stashing cash is bad enough
Getting caught is a disgrace!