When two milords say "Yes"
And two milords say "No"
Big Chief says if you say so
To three different milords
All wagging tails should go!
Till then, it's best to maintain
A straight face and status quo!
We do have important matters
This one clearly stole the show
It has made our publicity grow
Naturally on this we should
Our urgent attention bestow
Let future generations reap
These "references" we sow..