Better than real studying
Is joining coaching class
By cramming their notes
You're assured first class
You'll need a lot of money
To get in one of those
You can beg, borrow, steal
Pay through your nose
They teach you the theory
Precedents of big scams
Questions likely to appear
In judicial entrance exams
From your desktop study
You don't have to budge
They'll teach you all about
Becoming a good judge
You then crack the exams
And soon get appointed
Your theoretical decisions
Leave many disappointed
So milords have now held
Aspirants must be juniors
First learn practical aspects
For at least three full years
"We tried for twenty years
Fresh grads' recruitment
And it was our experience
It worked to our detriment."
Tricks of the trade which
Good practitioners teach
Are out of the syllabus box
Beyond a guidebook's reach..