Note: This poem is inspired by the recent notice issued by the Punjab and Haryana Bar Council to 16 lawyers with regards to allegations of 'bench hunting'..This milord may have a grudgeThat milord may not budgeWe need to find a perfect judgeOur trusted milord is only oneWith him our job will be doneBut the new roster is no funListen to what black coats sayWith honest guys there's no waySo let's adjourn, avoid and delayUpright Chiefs are of no useThey won't brook any excuseSo let all our friends recuseFor recusing no need for "why"There won't be any hue and cryFinally our case will get our guy!