OF all the games we play
A most honourable sport
Is wearing black jackets
And litigating in court
An important rule to note
Before you start the game
Is whatever goes wrong
Never accept the blame
Say you played the best
From the law didn’t budge
If still you’ve lost badly
Simply blame the judge
Slowly the word will spread
And by repetition will grow
Purely on bar-room hearsay
Everyone will claim to know
Meanwhile for every loser
There’ll be a winning one
Who praises the system
Says justice has been done
No one knows for sure
But everyone takes a guess
And some say corruption
Is the reason for this mess
But none to beat the judges
Who, after they safely retire
Sagely announce to media
“There’s no smoke without fire!”
