[dropcap]G[/dropcap]OBBLE D. Gook has been watching the way in which the MHA, taking its cue from “their master’s voice” which had metamorphosed in the SC as ‘Lawyers Voice’, is once again using the CBI to intimidate, harass and humiliate Gook’s favourite NGO, “Lawyers Collective”.
The move is bound to backfire. But as the brains behind such persecutions also love to promote irrational, unscientific theories, Gook has this prediction to make according to Fakeology:
“You will never succeed because the names of the two persons you are hounding are pre-blessed!
Here is the fakeological analysis of Gobble Baba:
- “Indira” contains the word ‘India’ which according to you is Eternal. So is the fight for Human Rights! You can never succeed in your mission. Better to abort it.
- The word ‘Jaising’ has two parts. “Jai” meaning victory over adverse forces and “Sing” meaning Peanuts. Which is what the result of all the investigation will be worth as and when it ends with some nice pie on your face!
- “Anand Grover” according to Gobble Baba means “one who grows Happiness” wherever he goes! So there is no scope for any sadness. See how he has been appointed Amicus Curiae in an important matter by two future CJIs even as the CBI Raiders were looking for their Lost Ark!
But the threat to freedoms and their gradual erosion across the board is very worrying.
In this Law-merick Gobble D. Gook addresses that worry
While we raise voices for Anand Grover, Indira Jaising
Let’s not forget Sudha Bhardwaj and Surendra Gadling
Powers are holding laws by their tail
Dissenters are still languishing in jail
And the apathy of the vast majority is really startling
