[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he Sabarimala hearings are over.
Judgment is reserved.
No one knows what will be the result. Or when it will be announced.
Gobble D. Gook, whose love for the preposterous is well known, was very impressed by a unique argument advanced by an intervener: That keeping women out of that Temple had nothing to do with misogyny or menstruation, but was to protect the “celibacy status” of the deity Lord Ayyappa!
In other words, please Your Lordships! Protect the Lord Himself from the better half of His devotees!
Gook feels that a commemorative Lawmerick ought to be pronounced before the verdict.
So here it is:
LAWMERICK
When access to Sabarimala is the subject
Our celibacy argument they may well reject
But Logic was never our cuppa
Our Supreme Court is Ayyappa
And it’s He who may get annoyed and object!